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High confidence in human beings sometimes may prevent them from taking the right action. Mr.Taghi came back from his pilgrimage trip after two months. Now he was entitled as Haj Taghi. Neighbors came to our house for celebration. We had … Continue reading
In our community high percentage of society was suffering from poverty. Najmeh’s grandfather was clergy. He would give speeches in the mosques on the pulpit and he was respected by the people. He had three children, two girls and a … Continue reading
Today is my birthday and I am not feeling good, I don’t know what feeling I should have. I was born in 1954. My father was a good man but he was irresponsible towards his own family. My Mom was … Continue reading