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گفت. بچه قمی

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میگن:آقا غلط کردیم اصلا با تخت جمله بساز!

میگه:خیالت تخت ، زدم به بالش!!!‎

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Where I was born.( Part one )

Where I was born.

Life history of Dr. Joseph Plumb Cochran

“Founder of Urmia’s First Medical college

Introduction:

“He came not to be  ministered unto,but to be minister”

           The above sentence is carved on Joseph. P. Cochran’s grave stone; adopted from the holy Bible. The grave stone is huge, wide and heavy and broken in the mid section. On one side of the stone, there is a text in Assyrian language; an ancient language of Mesopotamia; and on the other, a text in English. Continue reading “Where I was born.( Part one )” »